1. ex0skeletal:

    Fun shark attack facts:

    • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

    Conclusions:

    1. Humans are assholes.
    2. Sharks are not assholes.
    3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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  2. toastloaf:

    tylersthings:

    Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

    i haven’t seen this picture in YEARS i am so excited

    (via happytoaster)

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  4. elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

    elliotexplicit:

    alabuio:

    kathrynalexandre0406:

    iraffiruse:

    Nintendo Oui

    I have been waiting for this for 84 years

    It is…how you say a…metaphor

    10/10

    (via bootybodacious)

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  6. hate:

eggplont:

what have I done

oh my god

    hate:

    eggplont:

    what have I done

    oh my god

    (via pizza)

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  8. silversora:

    If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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  9. barnacleboyofficial:

    maljoylove:

    indiscoverable:

    stardustkr7:

    justplainsomething:

    morice:

    songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

    image

    I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

    The-song-that-must-not-be-named

    We don’t talk about it

    image

    ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

    (via pizza)

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  10. operameister:

    thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

    agentgreenfishy:

    poselikeateam:

    fuck-i-just:

    Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

    Why does this not have any notes?

    lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

    “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

    “Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

    (via umbreon-in-the-dark)

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