1. yolownly:



    we need some new and more powerful swears


    the elder swear

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  2. turkey-imported-from-maine:



    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via sad-greg)

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  3. I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone.
    To be good, to save nothing  (via impf)

    (via lysergiicdiethylamide)

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  4. unleashthedragonfleet:


    Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

    (via suacidal)

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  5. zanetheaiden:


    date a boy with nice cheek bones

    date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

    date a boy with a great laugh

    date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

    date a boy with fantastic collarbones

    date a boy who smiles constantly

    date a boy with arms like damn


    (via suacidal)

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  6. poopcoop:

Haven’t we all 


    Haven’t we all 

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  7. oceanxeyes:


    I am extremely, EXTREMELY tired of “real men have beards”/“real women have curves” posts and any variant of them.

    You know what “real” people ought to have? Respect for other people regardless of gender identity/presentation, body type, and grooming choices.


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  8. heathicorn:

    [brushes your hair] hey

    [bakes you cookies] hey guess what

    [kisses ur cheek] ur very special and important and i love you

    (via dappernerdgirl)

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  9. clannyphantom:

    logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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  10. hotelmario:


Kush entirely too fucking loud



    Kush entirely too fucking loud

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