1. (via dorrrito)

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  2. photo

    photo

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  4. human-chernobyl:

    semolavanpeltpan:

    tithegirl:

    shiips:

    apolkadottedowl:

    sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

    madehimsaycomfychairs:

    floacist:

    iwishitwas1983:

    I’m crying.

    LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

    "mr. owl"
    "oh jesus christ"
    "please don’t give me that look"
    "please don’t fly"

    DYING omg

    That owl is 30000000% done

    every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

    I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

    The owl is so menacing omg

    reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

    Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

    And it didn’t even give him a letter to Hogwarts :(

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  6. princess-of-lore:

    mycheekyfinn:

    official-nasa:

    monilip:

    dont-stop-runninggg:

    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

    That was deep

    philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

    That was deeper.

    common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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  7. cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

    cheesecakelama:

    opidiod:

    wellversedinetiquettte:

    What the fuck is wrong with this website

    absolutely nothing

    Its flawless

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  9. youphoric:

    humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)

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  10. myriadfantasy:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

I work in a call center and I can HEAR this haircut over the phone

    myriadfantasy:

    all-hail-bill-nye:

    totally-stab-caesar:

    jennytrout:

    jennytrout:

    magdalenarivera:

    #Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

    I can’t stop. There are too many:

    #I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

    Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

    dying

    ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

    I work in a call center and I can HEAR this haircut over the phone

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