1. istoleyourpanties:

    quarterclever:

    especiallygoodfinder:

    nepeter:

    australians dont have sex

    australians mate

    I spat out my coffee

    sorry about your image

    frICK

    (via thefuuuucomics)

    8 hours ago  /  784,386 notes  /  Source: shalrath

  2. Anonymous said: Ahahhahahahah mostly just the stuff she likes a lot. Man it's cute though don't worry. Not too much. Promise.

    She’s cute as hell. Ugh.

    9 hours ago  /  1 note

  3. morningbathtub:

wtf y do I like u

Its bc u love me for my ass

    morningbathtub:

    wtf y do I like u

    Its bc u love me for my ass

    10 hours ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: morningbathtub

  4. morningbathtub:

I am lonely so I’m going to go lay in a field and write poetry about Ana’s boobs.

EXcUse ME

    morningbathtub:

    I am lonely so I’m going to go lay in a field and write poetry about Ana’s boobs.

    EXcUse ME

    12 hours ago  /  15 notes  /  Source: morningbathtub

  5. namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

    namastetoyoutoo:

    This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

    (via pizza)

    14 hours ago  /  336,189 notes  /  Source: namastetoyoutoo

  6. Anonymous said: (She's talking about your butt now) (I mean what) (she likes it) (oops)

    HOW MUCH DOES KALLAN TELL YOU ABOUT ME

    14 hours ago  /  2 notes

  7. findmewheretheskybreaks:

beach hair

    findmewheretheskybreaks:

    beach hair

    15 hours ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: findmewheretheskybreaks

  8. My grandmas dog is cooler than me

    My grandmas dog is cooler than me

    15 hours ago  /  3 notes

  9. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    1 day ago  /  178,625 notes  /  Source: canyounotelmo

  10. Anonymous said: get your cute face over here and massage my scalp (pls)

    U can’t tell me what to do

    1 day ago  /  1 note