1. extraordinary-british-gentleman:

    weedhitler:

    fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

    Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

    (via thelengthofaninstant)

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  2. radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

    radiicvl:

    unimpressedcats:

    scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

    if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

    (via drownormakeyoumine)

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  3. if-dementors-were-pink:

if-dementors-were-pink:

for every high school student studying for ap tests:
here are the dates
studying tips if you need help
make a to do list that actually works
block distracting websites
listen to calming sounds
go to a coffee shop to work in
make some healthy study snacks
motivate yourself to hit the books
learn pretty much everything
cram packets for every ap test
learn test taking strategies
calm down if you’re stressed
what to do when your day sucks
pull an all nighter and still be functional
be prepared the day of the test!

a few more additions for all the high school students going back to school:
a list of school supplies
figure out what the hell your english book is even about (note: read the book too!)
super useful websites that you never even knew about
make online flashcard sets & study with friends
some more ap review resources! 

    if-dementors-were-pink:

    if-dementors-were-pink:

    for every high school student studying for ap tests:

    a few more additions for all the high school students going back to school:

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  4. pissedachios:

    pissedachios:

    What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

    oh sheet

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  6. forrthethrillofitt:

    lana-michelle:

    it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps

    and being spanked

    (via drownormakeyoumine)

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  7. Anonymous said: you're cute and I miss you but I get to see you tomorrow and I'm going to kiss you a lot. okay? okay. I hope you're sleeping well, princess. <3

    Honey bee. <3 Lets have an adventure

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  8. lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

    lasagnababy:

    i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

    (via petcanadian)

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  9. fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

    fucknodoms:

    I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

    (via petcanadian)

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  10. just-confused-daily:

Cute little fucker at Cedar Point

    just-confused-daily:

    Cute little fucker at Cedar Point

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